Pretend to Be Productive (It Still Counts)

This is your guide to feel accomplished, even when you don’t have the energy (or motivation) to “crush it.”
It’s not about doing more. It’s about doing just enough to feel good, stay sane, and stop beating yourself up for not being perfect.

You know that feeling when you open your laptop, stare at the screen for 20 minutes, and somehow end up cleaning your keyboard instead? Yeah. This ebook is for you.

It’s the anti-hustle manual for tired humans who want to stop forcing productivity and start finding calm, while still getting things done (kinda).

Inside this delightfully lazy PDF, you’ll get:
☕ Simple hacks to trick your brain into feeling productive
💤 The “bare-minimum” checklist that actually works
✨ Tiny wins that make your day feel 100x better
📱 Bonus: how to stop doom-scrolling without deleting your apps

It’s honest. It’s real.
And it was written by someone who’s also tired of pretending to have their life together.

Thousands of people fake productivity every day.
Now it’s your turn to do less, and still feel like a boss.